Following in the footsteps of the original “Battle of the Network Stars”, Pirate-King is pleased to bring you a touch of nostalgic goodness mixed with the celebrities of today! We hope to follow the original tradition of semi-serious competitions, overly agressive competitiveness, and a dash of T&A to make you keep coming back for more!

Without further ado… let’s start off by jumping right into the deep end and introduce our teams!!!

Team ABC
	TEAM CAPTAIN: William Shatner (Boston Legal)
	Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives)
	Kevin Weisman (Alias)
	Kimberly Williams (According to Jim)
	Ty Pennington (Extreme Makeover: Home Edition)
	Kelly Ripa (Hope & Faith)
	Emilie de Ravin (Lost)

Team CBS
	TEAM CAPTAIN: Mandy Patinkin (Criminal Minds)
	Leah Remini (King of Queens)
	Anthony LaPaglia (Without a Trace)
	David Krumholtz (Numb3rs)
	Pauley Perrette (NCIS)
	Khandi Alexander (CSI: Miami)
	Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother)

Team NBC
	TEAM CAPTAIN: Martin Sheen (The West Wing)
	Debra Messing (Will & Grace)
	Parminder Nagra (ER)
	John C. McGinley (Scrubs)
	Nikki Cox (Las Vegas)
	Courtney B. Vance (Law & Order: Criminal Intent)
	Jamie Pressly (My Name is Earl)

During this 1st edition of “Battle-Blog of the Network Stars”, there will be 3 competitions…

Dunk Tank — Each team will select a female competitor to dress in a white t-shirt and sit in the dunk tank! The rest of the team will each get a single throw at a target which will trigger the dunking of the lovely lady. 5 points are assigned for each complete dunk!

Genocide Dodge Ball — Each competitor from all three teams are armed with an red, rubber ball and placed in the middle of a ball court. Upon the sounding of a whistle, each team will try to eliminate the other team members by striking them with the balls. Once struck, a competitor must exit the court. Game play continues until only one team remains on the court. 1 point is issued for each “hit”! 5 points are given for really good head-shots! 10 points are issued if the target loses teeth or is knocked unconscious!

Tug of War — The final competition will be based upon sheer strength alone. The two teams to finish all of the previous competitions with the most points (and surviving team members) will compete in the tug of war. The teams align themselves on either end of a rope which has been marked with a “center line” mark. This rope center is placed over a pit filled with hungry tigers. Each team will continue to pull on the rope until all of the members of the opposing team have fallen into the pit.

There will be an award ceremony for the victorious team, and at this time the team captain may elect to make a speech.

Finally… as the credits will roll, we will be given the last view of our fallen team as they fight for thier very survival against the hungry tigers in the pit. Our studio audience will be invited to throw things to them of thier own selection. Weapons, cyanide, and buckets of blood are some personal favorites of our audience regulars.

Read it all from the beginning at… New and Improved Battle of the Network Stars

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