Sent by Jason

just before lunchtime on Wednesday, the 26th of April 2006 by Chad

The Top 5 Lines From Pirated DVDs
(Part I)

5> “Yo ho ho, Adrian!”

4> “It don’t take a telescope to see the troubles of three scurvy
dogs don’t amount to a bottle o’ rum on a dead man’s chest
in this bescuppered world. Someday ye will catch my drift
– aaarrr, that ye will. Here’s hookin’ at ye, Kidd.”

3> “‘Twas beauty killed the beast. Beauty and rum. Also,
a cannon.”

2> “My name is Pegleg. Pegleg Stump. People call me Pegleg Stump.”

1> “We’ll always have parrots.”