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in the early morning on Sunday, the 7th of September 2003 by Chad

So I got a new electric toothbrush from Costco the other day. One of those nice expensive Oral-B ones. Its nice, does a good job. It even changes its vibrations every thirty seconds to let you know that its time to move to another section of your mouth. That way you spend the appropriate amount of time brushing each section for maximum benefit.

That also means that in general human beings are now rated as so stupid they have to take orders from a toothbrush. A frigging toothbrush tells you how to brush your teeth at 6:30 in the morning. Well, why not? There are now blenders that will tell you on the screen how much ice, mix, and rum to add to your daquiri.

Yes, it does seem that all those sci-fi plot lines about people becoming way to stupid to think for themselves are going to come true.