More from Dad II
around lunchtime on Thursday, the 2nd of February 2006 by Chad
WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN’S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay
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February 3rd, 2006 at 9:43 am
You Gotta Be Crazy, You Gotta Have a Real Need
Super Bowl Sunday is nearly upon us, ladies and germs — America’s most lavish secular holiday. Its mix of the sacred, profane, and incredibly tacky is a perfect reflection of the soul of my homeland. I’m big enough to admit it.
February 6th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
LOL, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!