Repeat Performance

in the early morning on Thursday, the 26th of January 2006 by Anarchy

This has been said before on this blog… but after the commute I just had, I decided that it needed to be said again.

While you are driving…

DO use your turn signal!
DON’T try to read your newspaper, fix your makeup, or fold origami while you drive.
DO take a moment to LOOK before you merge.
DON’T wait until the last minute to merge into your turn lane.
DO feel free to use your horn once in a while.
DON’T believe that your crumple zone makes you invincible.
DO turn down the rap music… if I want to hear it, I’ll go buy the CD myself.

And finally…
GET OFF THE PHONE, IT MAKES YOU DRIVE LIKE A B|TCH!

Thank you for your time and attention.

 

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