The Law, Order, and Cthulu ticket for Governor

at around evening time on Saturday, the 14th of January 2006 by Chad

Jonathan Sharkey is going for Governor of Minnesota. He’s a disabled veteran, boxer, amateur race car driver, and satanist/vampire.

At least he has good ideas on crime!

During my time as Governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I
will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use
illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better
yet, Impalement.

Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find
out what the true meaning of my nickname ‘The Impaler’ means.
Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s
body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ)
wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so.
I do not see an American Jury convicting me.

You should read up on this guys site. He’s had quite a … history…