Just the facts

in the early evening on Saturday, the 10th of December 2005 by Chad

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and immediately took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife dirtbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!

He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!

Check the punchline here…