SICK! Arrrghghgh

around lunchtime on Tuesday, the 22nd of November 2005 by defkhan1

I….HATE….COLDS…

I want to shoot a a jet of water through my head to clean it out.

I want to stop dripping, drooling, and dragging my way through the work day.

I want to dip my nose and upper lip into a cool stream and let it soak for a few days.

But most of all I want to annihalate every single virus, bacteria, and other random pest on the planet.

So…What’s in YOUR sinuses?

Post your quack remedies…

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Anarchy Says:
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:17 pm +0
Go eat yourself a bowl or 2 of cajun chicken flavored Top Ramen.

It can be pretty tasty… it’s a good excuse to break out the chopsticks… and the cajun spice will open your sinuses up!
defkhan1 Says:
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:20 pm +0
If I had chopsticks I’d use them to ream my sinuses…

OMFG, it’s been raining in my face since Saturday morning.
Voltan Says:
November 22nd, 2005 at 6:02 pm +0
Warm salt water rinse. Take warm water and salt, fill a small balloon, put an eye dropper on the end of the balloon, jam it up the old cranium and sloooowwwwwly let it out. Blow once in a while. It sucks a lot. But you will not believe the feeling when you are done.
AFSister Says:
November 23rd, 2005 at 9:05 am +0
I’m pretty sure I have an anvil in my sinuses.

*weighs face*

yep… an anvil.
Chad Says:
November 23rd, 2005 at 12:03 pm +0
All you east coasters with your colds and flus…
We don’t get sick up here in the Rocky Mountains!
defkhan1 Says:
November 28th, 2005 at 1:08 pm +0
We get sick, sure…but we also get enough Oxygen…

Go ahead… run to the end of the street and back, then back into the house and up the stairs :P

Unless you’re used to hypoxia by now :)
Chad Says:
November 29th, 2005 at 8:33 am +0
Mostly used to it… but all that means is that when I do visit back east, I’m like a superman!
defkhan1 Says:
November 29th, 2005 at 11:17 am +0
Foiled again!

Accursed yellow sun obscured by semitransparent air!